Amy's brother Buck

Mrs. Bowman-

Thank you for the kind note inquiring about my health, and for the delicious cocktail. I would prefer to keep the details of the situation private, but the cast has given me a great opportunity to practice my gold leafing skills. Although I wasn’t able to make anything at craft night I did make a lovely pair of arm warmer gloves from an shirt destined for the Goodwill bin. Just a small thing to keep my hands busy during this difficult time.  I did have one question for you. The animal control officers are baffled by how the deer got into my house. Especially without breaking any windows. Did you ever give me back that extra key? No matter, I’ve been needing a set of antlers for that jackalope costume I’ve been working on. I hope you and your charming family have a wonderful Thanksgiving. I wanted to get you a turkey to smooth over any hard feelings, but then i thought “why just one when I could get 35?” The truck driver just called and let me know you weren’t home, so I made sure he let himself in the back door. I know Lucy is sensitive to animal suffering, so i had him free them from those tiny cages. It will make for quite a festive feast once you finish killing them all! Have a great holiday.

All my love, Amy